Now, for your next training.
All you have to do is go and set this up in the enemy's territory.
You can do that much, right?
Yeah, I think so!
Try not to let them see you, okay?
And by the way, we're technically in Russian territory, so be extra careful-
Hey! Listen to me!
Germany! I did it!
I did it all by myself!
Withdraw!! Withdraw!!
We're in the 11th century.
In England, growing out your hair elegantly like the French was the new fad.
But that's because the King loved French culture.
English Fashion
in the Middle Ages
Yo, England!
Smirk
You look punier than ever!
When are you going to change that unsophisticated hairstyle of yours?
Mind your own business!
And besides, the bishop told us that only women should grow their hair out.
What are you, an idiot?!
Long hair is the new trend in my country!
On top of that, only the nobility grow their hair out!
How do you like my hair? Doesn't it look fabulous?
Shut up! Do you want me to rip it off your head?!
Anyway, you should try making yourself look a bit more elegant.
Adieu!
That's all he came here to say?
Piss off, moron!
I'm not jealous of your hair at all!
Don't show your face in front of me again, jerk!
Do I... really look that unsophisticated?
Cut your hair!
Cut it!!
I said, cut it!!
After many narrow escapes from the bishop, England finally managed to grow his hair out.
Where did you go?!
I'm going to shave you bald!
It was a lot of work being on the run for half a year,
but I'm sure my hair is as long as France's now!
I've waited till today to finally look at the mirror.
Starting today, I'm a fashion model!
Yeah, I had a feeling this would happen...
I came to pick on England, but I found a golden caterpillar instead!!
But just when I thought that, it was actually England!
What do you want?!
Stop looking at me!
Get your hands off me!
You can't just simply grow your hair out and expect to look cool.
Smirk
Dammit, why didn't you tell me this sooner?
This is humiliating.
I mean, I never would have expected you to imitate my looks.
Well, what do you think?
W-Whoa, so even I'm capable of making this look...
But I still hate you, so I don't want to look exactly like you.
Okay, okay. You're so uncharming.
There. How's that?
I don't really hate it, but wasn't there someone in your distant family that looked kinda like this?
Anyway, I'll leave it to you to find me a cool hairstyle that looks nice on me.
Fine, you spoiled brat.
I'll find the best hairstyle for you.
I'm who they call the "Man whose hair rustles in the wind"!
When I wake up, I'll have hair like that, too...
Hey.
Wake up already.
I'm done.
Go on. Take a look.
This is what I looked like from the start!!
That one looks best on you! Honest!
Don't fuck with me!!
Hey hey Daddy, give me rum!
Hey hey Mammy, hey hey Mammy!
I can't forget that taste,
of the pudding I ate before!
Draw a circle, and there's Earth!
I'm England.
Ah, a fabulous world,
that can be seen with a single swipe of a paintbrush.
A tube is a form of transportation!
I'm England!